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Like all of their duties around Christmastime, Peaseblossom’s mission is very important and is not at all shopping in a fancy boutique.
A quick reminder, Blossom is a pixie. Comparing her to one of the sugar plum fairies is one of the worst insults you can use on her. As seen here.
Certainly, Hilda knows what happens after the candlelight dinners, but thinking about those things embarrasses her.
Double-Booked
Good thing that Peaseblossom is Bonnie’s imaginary friend or Kevin being double-booked like this could cause some problems. So this year’s Christmas story starts today, hold on to your seatbelts!
Why Don’t You Come With Me, Little Girl (And Boy) On a Magic Carpet Ride?
Remember kids, if a magic pixie tells you to climb out of a third-story window, don’t. The odds of a magic carpet waiting for you are statistically low. In case you all missed it, Peaseblossom is not a very good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Did Anyone Ask For Directions
on December 16, 2019
at 1:27 am
You’d think that to get to Mars all you’d have to do is head towards that faint red dot in the night sky. Turns out it’s easier if you get directions beforehand… Or at least bring the right map.
Welcome to the City of Helium…Or whatever we choose to call the Martian capital if we feel too guilty about ripping Mr. Bouroughs. Also from Burroughs are a couple of Tharks and two of the Martians from Santa Conquers the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
