Rhapsodies

I’m not sure if Kevin actually saw “The Woodchuck” throw the punch bowl in the band’s general direction. He pays about as much attention to imaginary stuff as he does to reality. However, he’s more likely to assume that crazy things are responsible for… well, crazy things.

Speaking of “The Woodchuck”, it’s not completely clear how people see Bert. Most of the time he almost seems to exist in people’s peripheral vision. Even the people who are aware of him in the vaguest way. And even then, I don’t think they’d be able to recognize him in a lineup of “short, hairy Australians“.

Even if someone besides Kevin noticed him, don’t be too worried about Bert. If Hilda can’t catch him, what makes you think Fedya, Gabriella or the event’s security can?