Here’s a sketch of our New couple. Kristoff Claus, better know as Kris Kringle (he plays younger in folklore) and Treasure. I’m sure they’ll be happy together.
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As I mentioned in today’s strip, we’ve met these guys before. The brothers Claus, Ray and Lesley are Santa’s two oldest sons. They don’t show up in Christmas folklore because they generally do all of the things that need to be done that people don’t like to talk about. In the past, they’ve had a noticeably different agenda than our heroes. Though they’ve helped them more recently… whether Peaseblossom likes it or not.
Ray, when he’s not messing with you, will assure you it was all just business. Lesley just wants to be friendly… In a slap you on the back, crushing handshake, sort of way. (His wife, Sophie keeps him in line.)
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In her first appearance in today’s comic, here’s Sophie Claus! That’s right, Mrs. Claus. Well… actually no. She’s Santa Claus’s daughter in law. We’ve actually met her husband a few times, though we’ll do that introduction properly later this week.
She generally finds herself in management positions and runs a tight ship. She certainly doesn’t take any guff from obsequious pixies!
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For this week’s entry for this year’s Christmas Marathon, I watched classic Christmas comedies featuring some of the old school comic actors.
First on my list was George Pal’s The Great Rupert, directed by Irving Pichel, tells the story of an animal trainer who is down on his luck and behind on his rent. When he can’t get anybody interested in his trained squirrel act, he releases the squirrel, Rupert in Central Park. On the way out of the park, he runs into his old friend, the Amendola family led by father Louie, Jimmy Durante, move into the abandoned apartment themselves. Meanwhile, the apartment owners had just gotten a windfall of an annual of a weekly dividend check. Not wanting to Have to pay taxes on it, he hides the money a hole in the wall. Meanwhile, Rupert has returned to the home and does not like the idea of somebody shoving green paper into his bedroom. He throws it out where it falls into the Amendola household. Since it happens when Mrs. Amemdola is praying. It is perceived as a Christmas miracle.
Growing up all I knew about Jimmy Durante from cartoon parodies, so I could recognize his voice. Later I saw him in a two-minute cameo in the film It’ as well as some of his radio shows and found him far better than the parodies. For the most part, he’s what makes the film worth watching. The rest of the film is mostly fluffy Hallmark card material, and hardly worth watching. After Durante the best thing about this film is Rupert. Rupert is done in Pal’s Puppetoon style animation, which is surprisingly convincing.
In the next film, Sidney Lanfield’s The Lemondrop Kid, based on a short story of the same name by Damon Runyon, Bob Hope plays the titular character a small-time conman who makes his living by touting horses at a Florida racetrack. When he accidentally screws up a mobster’s bet. He finds himself having to pay the mobster 10,000 dollars by Christmas. Can he come up with a scan good enough to make this work?
While Hope’s performance is mostly solid I really don’t have much to say about this film. Mostly what it can be remembered for is this is the origin of the Christmas song “Silver Bells.”
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Well ’tis the season, so It’s time for this year’s Christmas marathon. Starting things out are a pair of spy thrillers that just happen to take place during Christmas.
The first on the list, Renny Harlin’s The Long Kiss Goodnight, Gina Davis plays Samantha Caine a woman who showed up eight years ago pregnant with no memory. Over the years, she tried to find out who she was with the help of a private investigator, Mitch Hennessey (Samuel L. Jackson) with no luck. Fortunately, she’s managed to adjust to her new life and has decided to move on. Her first step is to attend the Christmas parade as Mrs. Claus. Her face is seen on TV where she is recognized as an assassin named Charly Baltimore. Soon people from her past are coming to kill her and she has to remember or die.
This film was okay, with some good action. Samuel Jackson is as good as ever.
In the next film on my list Sydney Pollocks 3 Days of the Condor Robert Redford plays Joe Turner, a CIA analyst whose job is to read books to see if nobody is unwittingly revealing CIA plots and if there are any useful ideas. One day he comes back from work to find that everyone in his office has been murdered. Now he has to avoid the killers while trying to find out who ordered the hit.
This was a wonderfully suspenseful film. My favorite part was where Turner narrowly avoids being killed only to find himself sharing an elevator with his would-be killer, wonderfully played by Max Von Sydow.
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I continued my break from anything too heavy in my film viewing and decided to mix two favorite genres, Musicals and Science Fiction. This didn’t go as well as I’d like. It was slim pickings, to begin with, and for once Scarecrow video was not guaranteed to have them. In the end, what I had can charitably describe as Fantasy Rock Operas.
The first on my list, Richard Elfman’s Forbidden Zone tells the story about a family who lives in a ramshackle old house with a Hellmouth in the basement. This leads to a strange zone that is very likely hell. For obvious reasons, the parents have forbidden the rest of the family too so much as go near the zone. Despite this people keep slipping, tripping and falling into the zone. Hilarity ensues.
To my surprise, I did know one thing about this film. It turns out that Elfman’s brother, Danny, who made his composing debut in this movie, recycled the film’s soundtrack for the soundtrack to the Dilbert Cartoon. This film is a strange tribute to Cab Calloway and twenties animation done on a shoestring budget. I’d like to say it’s terrible but since it’s obvious that this is all done on purpose I think I’ll reluctantly call this a Dadaist classic.
It’s fun, and frequently deliberately offensive, but like a train wreck, you can’t turn away.
The next film on my list, Menahem Golan‘s The Apple, tells a familiar story about a dystopian future where the government is controlled by a record label and all anyone cares about is a music contest. A wholesome duet from Moose Jaw Saskatchewan enters the contest. Technically, they win but the game is rigged. The Label contacts them anyway leading a path to corruption and damnation.
If it wasn’t for the hippie clan as the heroes I’d have written this off as Christian propaganda. It still comes close following the usual checklist, including the eponymous apple and the heroes getting raptured in the end. For the most part, it reminded me of a live-action version of The Devil and Danial Mouse. (which was better) Nothing to write home about but at least the music was good.
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