Kris went on the same business trip to California that Michelle and Nancy did. She probably spent all of her time in the office and didn’t get any sun. So when she wonders out loud if it all made her soft…

Don’t. You. Believe. It.

One last note, yes I’m sure that Kris is the type of person who would schedule meetings so she’s always the first one to show up. Just as I’m sure Hilda is the type of person who would catch on.