Remember everybody, whatever Fedya may tell you about feminism and what a real woman wants… he’s still a complete pig.
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We’re back at the recording studio, where the band has its first job of the week. Already, things have been problematic. The van’s broken down, and they’ve gotten caught in the rain, be coming and going, but all that Fedya[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Loose Monkeys
I almost scrapped this joke because, even by the standards of The Department of Minor Nuisances, it strained credibility. Where would they get the monkeys from, have them escape from the zoo? Then it occurred to me that lab animals,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course, Nancy, Paul, Kevin, and Gage got caught in the thundershower mentioned earlier. It probably started the minute they entered the golf course, so, of course, they are soaked. The “last time” that Paul is talking about, is from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hilda briefly mentioned the catering staff would be wearing themed uniforms at the event here. The theme is based on all of the cute mascots in Gold Rush Ice Cream’s new advertising campaign. As a result, comparing them to playboy bunny[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For everybody who hasn’t done an archive dive in a while, Gabriella, the familiar face in question, first appeared as “the crying Klingon“. Later she appeared at the ASUN meeting as an accidental delegate. Every time they’ve met, Fedya has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Laska Girl
Don’t worry Gabriella, “laska” just means weasel. Though even if Fedya doesn’t mean anything bad about it, it’s still kind of patronizing… Especially when it seems that nobody in this party seems to know what an ermine is. For all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blossom should really be careful what she tells Bert to do. For example, he could have regarded setting something on fire as a diversion. On another note, Fedya is in a bad mood since along with nobody was interested in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It looks like Bert’s “diversion” worked a little bit by nearly triggering a food fight within the band. It looks like Shilo arrived just in time. Speaking of Shilo it looks like he wasn’t fast enough with getting the best[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fedya made it through the rest of the night without any cigarettes. But once the last set was over, he needed to go outside and cool his head in the rain. After that, he just kept walking. He can count[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…