At best, Erika thinks that Blossom’s alleged boyfriend, whether he’s real or not, is a beard to hide a relationship with Hilda. Even though Hilda has confirmed he exists. At worst, she thinks Blossom is all talk and is overcompensating big time. Because of this mocking Blossom’s “romantic planning.”

In Erika’s defense, most of the time Blossom deserves some serious mocking.

This isn’t the first time Erika has used the boyfriend from Canada line on Blossom. For what it’s worth, the Circle Band assumes the same thing about Blossom.