Well, Blossom. If you didn’t want to talk to Bert maybe you should have given your coworkers better instructions. Who knows what they will say when you’re not here?

For the record, I’m not completely sure what Blossom sounds like. When I picture it in my head, it sounds like a very cute lilt. Otherwise, while I try to do my homework and study West Country dialects as best I can, the end result can only charitably be described as Mummerset. Either way, I’m sure I do a better version of West Country than Erika did.

I regret not doing this strip whenever National Talk Like a Pirate Day is.