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Wednesday Double Feature: Criminal Christmas

by wpmorse on December 26, 2018 at 11:05 am
Posted In: Rhapsodies

Sometimes it’s really hard to think of new ideas during the holidays, and because of that I ended up doing the exact theme that I did last week with criminals on christmas. Though in my defense, this time we’re not talking about the lovable rougues. We’re talking about actual amoral criminals. These people are not even remotely funny… at least not on purpose… which makes it even funnier.

Wednescay? Double Feature: Criminal Christmas - Reindeer Games

The first film on my list, John Frankenheimer’s Reindeer Games tells the story of Rudy Duncan (Ben Affleck), a convict doing five years for grand theft auto. Along with his best friend Nick Cassedy (James Frain), he is on his way out, just in time for Christmas. Three days before, though Nick is murdered in a cafeteria brawl. Still grieving, Rudy passes himself as Nick to Nick’s mail girlfriend, Ashley (Charlize Theron) 

For a barely twenty four hours things are great, until he is ambushed by Ashley’s psychotic brother, Gabriel (Gary Sinese) and his band of thugs, you see they think Rudy is Nick as well. They want inside information on the casino Nick used to work at. Nothing Rudy can say can convince them that they’ve got the wrong guy. 

 I don’t think this film is as bad as the Rotton Tomatoes consensus thinks it is. However,  I think when one of the modern masters, like John Frankenheimer directs something that is subpar it gets graded on a reverse curve. Having said that I think this film is very subpar for Frankenheimer. It has all of his craft, which is reason alone to watch it, but none of his art. Which is a shame because there are some great performances. Though, sadly, most of the plot, especially several of the reveals, in the end, don’t make any sense when you stop to think about it.

The second film on my list, Ted Demme’s The Ref, tells the story of Gus (Dennis Leary), a cat burglar who is working his way through a quaint upperclass suburban Connecticut town on his way to finish off what he thinks is his last score. However the safe is boobytrapped and soon he finds himself on the run and in desperate need to find someplace to lay low until his accomplice arranges a getaway. 

He finds this by hijacking a couple at the town market. Regrettably, the couple he picked were Lloyd and Caroline Chasseur (Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis) a couple who have been at each other’s throats and driving their marriage counselor to distractions. Now Gus finds himself the reluctant referee between the two who are so distracted by each other they almost oblivious to the fact they’re tied up with a gun pointed at them… and to make matters worse along with the cops looking for Gus the rest of the family is on their way for Christmas dinner. 

This was an okay film with lots of good comedy, dripping with cynicism, and Leary, Davis, and Spacey play off each other very well. However since it was trying to be one of those great scripts where everything comes together in the end, they dropped several of the threads. Also, I had a problem with the general level. It’s not that I have a problem with swearing. I’m fine with it being part of the language like in films like Good Fellahs. It’s when the script sounds like it has a quota to prove to everybody it’s a grown-up movie. 

└ Tags: Crime, Movie Reviews
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Wednesday Double Feature – Christmas Comical Crooks

by wpmorse on December 20, 2018 at 9:07 am
Posted In: Rhapsodies

In my continued search for Christmas movies I’ve never heard of the next obscure genre that I tried was crime comedies taking place in Christmas. 

The first of the year this was We’re No Angels starring Humphrey Bogart Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray.   

Wednesday Double Feature - Christmas Comical Crooks - We're no Angels

We’re No Angels tells the story of three escaped convicts on Devils Island they’re trying to sneak onto a boat heading back to Paris and to do it they have targeted a store owner (Leo G Carrol) to rip off in order to get everything they need. In the process, they find the poor man is fighting bankruptcy and is dominated by his cousin (Basil Rathbone) who owns the company and has a beautiful and sensitive daughter (Gloria Talbott) who wants to be married. 

The convicts take a liking to the family and decide to help them in the only  way they no how.

When I first heard about this film, the first thing I said was “you had me at Bogart and Ustinov together”. And it was… okay. It reminded me something I read about comparing Disney’s shorts featuring Mickey, Donald and Goofy with Chuck Jones “Hunting” trilogy. In the Disney shorts it’s mostly Mickey, Donald and Goofy doing their own thing, while in the “Hunting” trilogy all of the humor is in the way Bugs, Daffy and Elmer interact with each other. Generally most people like the “Hunting” trilogy better. 

This is definitely the case with our three lovable anti-heroes. All three of them are very funny indeed. But they only seem to truly function as a team occasionally, and not enough to make it work. 

Still there’s enough good bits (it is Bogart and Ustinov after all) to make it worth my time. 

Next on my list was Delbert Mann, Fitzwilly. Dick Van Dyke plays Claude “Fitzwilly” Fitzwilliams, the butler of Miss Victoria Woodworth (Edith Evans). Miss Vicki inherited next to nothing from her father and would be destitute if it weren’t for the fact that Fitzwilly and the rest of the staff are secretly supporting her by carrying out a series of scams and thefts. All of this is challenged when Miss Vicki hires a new secretary (Barbara Feldon) to help her with a book she is working on. Can the staff continue their crooked ways with the new level of scrutiny?

Once again this film was… Okay with Dick Van Dyke playing things with his usual charm. The chemistry with him and Feldon is pretty good as well, as is the rest of the cast.

└ Tags: Comedy, Movie Reviews
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Wednesday Double Feature: War in Christmas

by wpmorse on December 12, 2018 at 9:13 am
Posted In: Rhapsodies

Tis the season so here I am again watching Christmas films for the rest of the month. Of course, the problem with having favorite genres is that you quickly go through all the films you want to see. After a while, you have to get creative.  So as the title, that is cynically designed to manipulate search engines ,may suggest, today’s movie selection is about Christmas stories that take place during wartime.

Wednesday Double Feature, War in Christmas, Joyeux Noël (Merry Christmas)

The first film on my list Christian Carion’s Joyeux Noël (Merry Christmas) is a multilingual dramatization of the Christmas truce of December 1914 from the point of view of French, German and Scottish troops. 

I’d been hearing people waxing poetically about the miracle of the Christmas truce for years. (Though I have to say, it becomes  slightly less impressive when I learned that it only happened once) 

When I first heard about this film, I honestly expected this to be another one of those very special stories created by Hallmark. I was pleasantly surprised to see that there was much more than that. We are introduced to multiple points of view, all of whom are horrified by the horrors of war and are desperately trying to stay alive. 

When the truce actually happens it’s a wonderful thing, including two opera singers accompanied by Scottish bagpipes. However, it still has a feeling of tragedy about it that it’s just a respite and even if you made friends in the past 24 hours you will be back to killing each other as soon as the sun rises. To make matters worse all of commanding officers are punished for their humanity in the end of the film. 

The next film on my list, Keith Gordon’s A Midnight Clear, moves us to World War II into the lives of a battered intelligence and reconnaissance troop led by Sgt. Will Knott (Ethan Hawke, and yes he’s heard all of the jokes) They’ve slowly been reduced to just six soldiers and if the PTSD doesn’t get them the Germans certainly will. 

a Midnight Clear

They’re ordered by their self-important and incompetent commander, Maj. Griffin (John C. McGinley) to set up a monitoring station in an abandoned chateau. After a couple of days they become aware of a squad of Germans in their general vicinity. After a game of cat and mouse, it turns out that the Germans want to surrender under their very own Christmas truce! What could possibly go wrong?

While this film wasn’t bad, I’m afraid It didn’t really push my buttons. It’s almost a parody of all of the Christmas miracle films. Where instead of the happy ending you think is going to happen as soon as someone shows a Christmas tree and sings carols.  Instead, you have a bunch of kids way out of their depth trying to stay alive and sane and failing miserably. 

└ Tags: Christmas, Movie Reviews
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Wednesday Double Feature – Billy Wilder Writes Screwball Comedy

by wpmorse on November 21, 2018 at 9:10 am
Posted In: Test

Due to a hectic week, I decided to keep things light and went back to another one of my favorite genres, screwball comedy. Specifically this time screwball comedy with Scripps by the great Billy Wilder. 

Wednesday Double Feature - Billy Wilder Writes Screwball Comedy - Ball of FireThe first on my list was Howard Hawk’s Balls of fire. Gloriously against type, Gary Cooper plays Professor Bertram Potts a professor of English the youngest of eight elderly bachelor professors have been spending the last couple of years cloistered in an old brownstone writing an encyclopedia. 

Potts has discovered that his treatise on slang is terribly out of date. He goes out into the city to interview people on the street to discover the latest changes in the language. Eventually, this leads him to a nightclub where the vivacious “ Sugarpuss” O’Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) is performing. When her mobster fiancee needs her to hide from the Attorney General for a couple of days, she sees the professor’s invitation too good to pass up. 

Can eight extremely sheltered professors survive living with a gorgeous, flirtatious burlesque performer? Let’s find out. 

Loosely based on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (with Gary Cooper as the prince, I guess) In a way I could almost consider this as a 40s version of the Big Bang Theory. This was a fun and witty movie. Still, I had a few problems with it, the first thing, having been raised in an academic community I take issue with intellectuals being shown as childish and socially clueless. The other thing is the first comes love, then comes marriage attitude in these films. Every time I see a scene in these films where someone proposes just after they declare their love for each other, all my modern mind keeps saying is “are you crazy?”  It seemed all the more abrupt in this film because I feel like I missed the fall in love scene. All I saw was Sugarpuss seducing Professor Potts so he wouldn’t throw her out of the house and next thing I see is he’s buying a ring. 

Still, it was very witty with lots of great dialogue with some of my favorite character actors having fun enabling our couple. 

Wednesday Double Feature - Billy Wilder Writes Screwball Comedy - NinotchkaThe next film on my list, Ernst Lubitsch’s Ninotchka tells the story of a simpler time in Paris before World War II. A trio of Soviet Diplomats arrives in Paris to hawk a collection of jewelry formally belonging to a grand duchess. The Grand Duchess (Gregory Gaye) who is living in Paris finds out. Her friend Count Leon d’Algout (Melvyn Douglas) agrees to help her get them back, by filing a nuisance suit claiming the jewels as stolen goods and seamlessly corrupting the diplomats. Just as things seem to be working in Leon’s favor, another Soviet agent is sent to clean up the mess. The gorgeous and completely by the book Ninotchka, (Greta Garbo) Leon is immediately smitten by her. 

I liked this film. It was one of the few pre-cold war films where it was okay to mock the Soviet Union shamelessly. (In fact, it was held back because of the fear of making Uncle Joe look bad during World War II) Garbo is great as the eponymous Ninotchka. I could imagine her play ing Spock in an alternate version of Star Trek. 

The dialogue is wonderful as is the satire. My favorite bit is how Ninotchka and her friends shut up every time another resident walks by. Is he an informant? We don’t know! Why take chances. 

└ Tags: Movie Reviews, Screwball Comedy
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Wednesday Double Feature – Spanish Language Sci-Fi Comedies

by wpmorse on November 14, 2018 at 9:01 am
Posted In: Test

This week I decided to clean my palette a little bit with my favorite genre, Science fiction. The problem with having a favorite genre is after a while you’ve seen all of the good stuff, and in one’s search for new material, you’re going to go in some strange and interesting directions.

Spanish Language Sci-Fi Comedy - Accion MutanteThis week those directions took me to Spanish Language Science Fiction Comedies.

The first film on my list was the Spanish Film Acción mutante (Mutant Action) directed by Álex de la Iglesia. In a dark future apocalypse, the world is ruled by the beautiful people, leaving everyone else destitute. Rising to fight them are the Acción mutante, a band of crippled and damaged terrorist freedom fighters who consider themselves mutants. Together they target fashion models, dietitians, bodybuilders and anyone else who would tread on them with their stylish fashionable shoes.

Regrettably, they are not very good at their job and in the past couple of years they have had failure after failure, leaving them fractured and fighting amongst themselves. When they are at their lowest, their former leader, Ramón Yarritu (Antonio Resines) is let out of prison. He plans to lead them in their final mission. The kidnapping of Patricia Orujo (Frédérique Feder) the beautiful daughter and heiress of billionaire oligarch, Lord Orujo (Fernando Guillén)

I’m definitely going to put this on my guilty pleasure list. Definitely not a masterpiece, it still made me laugh. The satire was a bit heavy-handed and it was hard to take anyone’s side. While the Acción mutante were incompetent, they were still violent terrorists, which makes it hard to watch at times.

The funniest part of it for me was in the second act where Patricia comes down with a case of Stockholm Syndrome and starts spouting dogma, to the annoyance of Ramón.

Spanish Language Sci-Fi Comedy - Boom in the MoonThe next film on my list was Buster Keaton’s last starring role. The Mexican film Boom in the Moon (El Moderno Barba Azul) by Jaime Salvador. Keaton plays a shipwrecked sailor left drifting in a lifeboat in the middle of World War II. Months later, he comes aground on the Mexican coast, which he mistakes for Japan.

Not realizing Japan has surrendered, he turns himself into the authorities as a prisoner of war.

While he is in prison he is mistaken for a “Bluebeard” serial killer. He is given the choice of the electric chair or the chance to pilot an experimental rocket to the moon… being executed has never been more tempting.

This was… okay. It mostly is dependent on mistaken identity and half the time it was reminding me of the plot of Abbot and Costello go to Mars.

In the end, it’s Keaton’s physical comedy that holds this film together. The best part was where he’s given the most tired of tired old nags to ride. He briefly unintentionally escapes from his captors, not by running away but by lagging so far behind they lose him.

└ Tags: Comedy, Movie Review, Science Fiction
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Tuesday Rhapsodies – Bohemian Rhapsody in Blue

by wpmorse on November 13, 2018 at 8:23 am
Posted In: Test

I haven’t done one of these in a while. I really need to do more research to find some good ones.

Anyway, to start things up, here’s Scott Bradlee with his mashup of Queen and Gershwin, Bohemian Rhapsody in Blue.

I’m a huge fan of Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox and it’s definitely worth everyone’s attention. There’s some great stuff there. I listen to it often enough that I frequently get a bad case of what’s often called the “Weird Al effect”, hearing the Jukebox version first!

└ Tags: Music, Rhapsodies, Scott Bradlee
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