It appeals to me that it’s the imaginary being that’s the voice of skepticism and telling us to question outrageous claims. If Peaseblossom had more time she’d probably give Kevin the address of that Leftist bookstore… not that its ever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And so Kevin goes on his little walk in the forest to find what lurks in the darkness, which is totally not a suicide mission… honest.
“‘Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iä! Shub-Niggurath!Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!’” H.P. Lovecraft, The Whisperer In Darkness One of the things in this story I regrettably didn’t have room for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So after an inspection of her gift it is time for Shub-Niggurath to throw Kevin back into reality thus ending our Christmas Story for another year. This one went very smoothly and at the moment I’m very happy with it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kevin jumps on board the great red shark and our story begins. * * * * * * * Kevin couldn’t remember how long it had been since he had arrived in the desert. He was pretty sure it had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kevin, Peaseblossom and the weird little woodchuck that was always hanging out with her had been traveling down the highway for one hour before he saw the road sign. “Bat County,” It said. Just like the sign next to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The trip seemed to have gone forever and the landscape hadn’t changed in any way to make it feel like they were making any progress. Kevin was beginning to feel a little saddle sore riding great red shark for so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“First we check into our hotel room!” Peaseblossom said as one of the lizard valets handed her their ticket. “Then we got t’rush because… She looked up in frustration, “Ye listening to me?” She shouted. Kevin turned in shock. He’d[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“So why do you think it’s called the Lizard Lounge?” Kevin asked. Bert looked up at him and blinked. “Over their the hotel bar why do you think it’s called that.” Kevin pointed at what he was talking about. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kevin was relieved that the elevator to their suite was nothing like the humid swamp the lobby was slowly turning into. To his surprise, it looked like there were just ordinary people inside it. He nodded and turned to stare[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
